Slayers Switcheroo
"Jelly Fish Don't Dash"
 
    The little waiter rubbed his hands together, "Worked better than I thought!" he said and snatched up some body bags from behind the counter.
    With lots of pushing, and shoving, and tucking, and bending, he managed to bag everyone appropriately...more or less. A head of long, blond hair stuck out of the opening of one of the canvas bags. Two of them had plenty of extra room and the other seemed to fit quite nicely. A line of pinkish, white jelly fish arranged themselves from the table to the exit of the restaurant.
    "Could you pass me the chips?" A brown haired woman asked the neighboring table.
    "Sure! Great show, huh?" the man added.
    The waiter rolled and heaved the biggest bag onto the chain of jelly fish with great difficulty. The gelatin creatures squashed and bounced up again as they passed the bag along the line toward the exit. Shortly after, the smaller bags followed with a little more ease and the final bag was almost heavier than the first. The jelly fish closest to the table briskly made their way along a thin trail of water and headed toward the front of the line to continue the transport of the body bags. The line bent around a corner outside and dumped the bags into a rickety, old wagon.
    The waiter raised his right hand to make an announcement.
    The jelly fish obeyingly stopped and rushed back into the restaurant and gathered in a pile in front of the little man.
    "Excellent job, now, back to the bay, my pretties!"
    And with that, the mass of goo left in the same single file as they had come, leaving a nice, moist, puddle.
    The waiter lowered his hand and began to march on out with an extra bounce in his step.
    A loud round of applause broke out, accompanied by whistling and howling.
    "Why, thank you," a rounded pair of jugs entered the restaurant, long before the actual woman did.
    Dressed in a bikini top, a G-string, along with miscellaneous armor components, and long black hair, Naga the Serpent waltzed through the door. A silence ensued as the other restaurant customers stared wide-eyed at the skin on that thing. The waiter fell backwards in shock and could not escape due to the blockage of the exit.
    "What?" Naga questioned.

Tsuzuku...