Naga stared at him blankly, "Do I know you...?"

    The waiter cleared his throat and displayed a teethy grin, "I am none other than the amazing, absurd, abnormal, acrobatic, astronomical Sorcerer A!"

    "Eh?" Naga lifted her hand to her ear.

    The tiny, plump magician expressed a none too friendly gesture, "I'm offended...don't you remember the most powerful Sorcerer A?"

    Naga shrugged, "Can't say that I do. You must not be important enough for the one, the only, sexiest, ultimate rival to recall. Your presence in my life was so trivial I couldn't possibly have any recollection of it!" She let out a provocative blast of laughter.

    "Too bad. Now I'll have to permanently implant my image in your head."

    "Fine!" Naga clenched her fists and bared two of her fangs, "Let's take this outside!" She headed for the door, keeping her facial expression the same as she watched the little man, who in turn. glared at her as they attempted to both squeeze through the narrow exit at the same time.

    The few market-goers quickly evacuated, expecting the worst. A thin veil of dust began to settle on the over-trod road. They took their battle ready positions as a couple of restaurant customers blocked the door hoping to get a glimpse of the fight.

    The little man snickered, "As I recall, you were good when last we met. You won't beat me this time! My power more than doubles your petty illusions! Prepare yourself!"

    Naga snapped her fingers in sudden realization, "That's where I know you from! You're that midget with the monk cut whose ass Lina and I kicked back on Mypross Island! Heh heh, we'll see who's stronger than who!"

    Sorcerer A raised his hands and a small wave brought in a rush of trademark jelly fish. He grinned menacingly.

    "One trick pony, huh? Okay, if that's what you're after...MADOSHI STEEL!!!" Yet another blast of water brought forth some very evil looking sea cucumbers, "So there!" Naga declared with satisfaction.

    "It's not over until it's over!" the midget became nervous.

    Both armies lined up on either side of the street, expanding and contracting of their own accord. Naga smiled as she conducted the chorus of hissing sea life.

    In a fury of squirming and flying tentacles, the two mighty forces collided in the center of the street. The two callers faced one another and exchanged vicious glares while their armies writhed at their feet.

    "I believe I have the upper hand, Mr. A!" Naga chortled, "I know something you don't know!"

    "Oh yeah, try me!"

    "I...CAN'T.........SIIIINGGGGG!!!!" She began to demonstrate, in mock opera, "Naga the White Serpent, had some very bi-ig boobs!" <tune to Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer>"And if you ever saw them, you'd agree with mee-ee too(and do a double take)!"

    The jelly fish reeled in disgust and retreated several millimeters. Even the dreaded sea cucumbers were experiencing slight difficulties. Sorcerer A plugged his nose, then realized he ought to be covering his ears. As Naga continued one of her many forms of torture, Sorcerer A fell to his knees, groaning in agony, falling into perfect synchronization with the rhythmic undulating of the sea food.